Happy Summer Holidays

Relaxing by the pond after playing a gig at the faeries full moon party.

Santa made a special appearance - but shush keep it quiet!

He shouldn't have come out until September.

Wilbert the Waving Gnome

lead guitarist and Norman's best friend ;-)

TV Debut with Heartbeat - Sunday 10th May 2009

Well, well, well . . .

My niece's dog Molly fraternizing with the gnomes.

Berried Treasure

Norman got a lift on a tractor to the local bakers today.

He went in search of some plain scones, and fresh cream to go with the delicious Tiptree Conserves www.tiptree.com that had magically arrived for him and his boy band.


They enjoyed them so much they want to spread the word to the whole world.

Norman's Scissor Sister

I thought I'd get spruced up for Christmas because I've had a message from Santa that I am on his reserve list to help him give out the presents.



I am so excited because I have just found out I'm his first reserve. Woweeeeee!

I popped into The Cutting Room in Masham to see Andrea, my personal Scissor Sister, and she trimmed my beard for me.

I saw Ellen Dean in there, and had my photograph taken with her.

Auditions for Gnomes 'R' Loud

The auditions for Norman's boy band got off the ground today.

Norman lead possible artists into The Tree Cavern where they played solo, and then together. He even had a dry ice machine for effect.

A fairy who wants to be a backing singer joined them.

He was impressed with the line-up.

The Tree Cavern rocked!

He is still looking for backing singers, and dancers. So if you know of any talented gnomes, elves, pixies, or fairy's, please get in touch with Norman asap.

Norman the Gnome meets Abba-Bjorn Belief

Sunday 9th November 2008
In his quest to to establish his boy band, Gnomes 'R' Loud, Norman was the guest of the top UK tribute band Abba-Bjorn Belief at the Georgian Theatre, Richmond.

He spent the first half of the evening performance on stage, but out of site, he was a bit shy and star-struck.

During the second half he took his position at the front of the stage and caused quite a stir amongst the audience.

Tina (Frida) and Lorraine (Agnetha) the fabulous singers in the band, gave Norman lots of great advice, and sends them a huge 'thank you'. He loved singing with them.

Tina and Lorraine must have fallen for Norman because he's been invited to their show at Hawes Town Hall on Sunday 16th November.

If any of his fans/friends are going please be sure to ask for him, and he might be pursueded to come to the front of the stage to say hello to everyone.